(W) Jason Aaron & Various (A) Shawn Crystal & Various (CA) Dave Johnson. Written by JASON AARON* MIKE BENSON* CHARLIE HUSTON* JOE KELLY* DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI & FRED VAN LENTE Penciled by KYLE BAKER* SHAWN CRYSTAL* SANFORD GREEEN* ROB LIEFELD* CHRIS STAGGS & DALIBOR TALIJIC Cover by DAVE JOHNSON Special SUPER-sized* ACTION-packed 104-page special to commemorate Deadpool's historic 900th issue! ... Wait* has it really been nine-hundred issues...? Who cares! If this collection of octane-infused stories by some of comics' hottest talent doesn't make you want to genuflect at the Altar of Wade* nothing will. Thrill as the Merc with a Mouth squares off against probe-happy aliens* trigger-happy mimes and one seriously unhappy fanman - and that's just half the book! Wince as Wade bares his soul (and lots more) to a shrink who's got major squirrels in his own attic. Thrill as he travels around the globe and then some to settle a childhood bet. And chill as C.S.I. investigators at a blood-splattered crime scene attempt to piece together why this particular "unsub" needed battery cables* Crisco oil* three stacks of adult magazines and a live chicken to pull off the hit. 104 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$4.99