(W) Duane Swierczynski (A/CA) Nelson Daniel. "Into The Cursed Earth*" chapters 10-12: Roasted Judge on a Spit (Serves 6-8): Ingredients: one (1) Judge* metal spit* Kosher salt. 1. Kill the Judge (pick your favorite option; we just like to shoot 'em in the mouth) 2. Pry off helmet* that big gold bird* boots* gloves* etc. 3. Secure Judge to spit carefully; dead Judges are heavy and tend to flop around as the spit turns. 4. Light coals* turn slowly* salting and basting with blood (pro tip: save it from step number 1) every half hour. 5. When the skin bubbles up into these fine little blistery pustules* it's time to eat! (Recipe courtesy Angel Brothers Gang* all rights reserved)